POTTERHEADS WE HAVE A RELEASE DATE!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!! WE HAVE A RELEASE DATE!!! [x]
When’s it my turn? Wouldn’t I love, love to explore that shore up above?
Out of the sea… wish I could be part of that world.
Anna: I see you have a white streak just like mine. I dreamed I was kissed by a troll.
Me: *mumbles* Well, I’m trying to get kissed by a princess, I’m still looking for the one.
Anna: (because I mumbled) So you want a kiss from a Prince or a Princess?
Me: *still mumbling* Princess.
Anna: I can help with that! Come here.
And there you have one of the most important moments in my life.
I don’t usually saturate people with pictures of my ugly face, but every person in this world needs to know what that amazing girl did for me.
Oh my goooood that is so cute
I guarantee you, the woman has packed all her stuff, plus her kids’ stuff, plus all the shit her husband forgot to pack. Five minutes into their vacation, dude will be cursing because he forgot something important, and his wife will be like, “Here it is. I thought you’d need it, so I packed it, along with all of your underwear, socks, swimsuit, toothbrush, and deodorant because apparently you confused our family trip to Disney World with an overnight couple’s stay at a nudist colony. You’re welcome.”
Laugh it up, assholes. Without us, you’d be wearing the same underwear three days straight, including poolside.